Why Are You Still Lonely?

There are multiple reason on why you get no chicks. Today, we will dicuss on the multiple variables on why you are still single.

Reasons why you are single

1. You smell
2. You have NO rizz
3. You are a sore loser
4. Your personality is dog piss
5. You have ZERO taste in fashion
6. Chances are that you have a bowl cut, bowl cuts are FUGLY
7. There's probably more about you that I can't name beacause you are THAT terrible

So now you must be thinking, "How do I pull chicks?" Well, the answer is simple: You don't. Be gay, do crimes